Hi,
Well Zaphods just this guy y'know! Famous last words from my Private Brain care specialist, Gag Halfront. I had to put him on Danger Money!

If you have Read any Douglas Adams works you will know exactly what I am talking about. I will leave that part to describe my sense of Humour.

I am the Mangeler....er Manager of a Drilling and Mining supply company but deliberating hard on persueing my own business at present. My big loves are 2 Kids that have almost grown up, Music clasic Rock especialy Pink Floyd, AFL Football, Cricket and Laphroaig single Malt Whisky!

I am an excelent cook, known to some as Stevie salmonella, capable of keeping a house reasonably clean after 8 years of single life, house trained, Loyal, Obedient, Waggily tail, wet nose and can fetch when bothered and no longer chase cars after catching one that was parked!

Now who am I looking for? a friend first and foremost. If you have the usualy sought after traits of being drop dead georgeous with a Rich Dad that owns a Pub.. well great! if not, you should exude an inner beauty that will be fealt by me when we are close, Eyes that are able to speak to Me and an inteligence and wit that will always keep me guessing.

At our years it is probeble you have children as do I, my children are the most important things in my life, i would expect and respect your feelings to be the same.

I am sometimes known as i like email hug in the comunity au. now theres a test for you! if you fit the thoughts I have written above you are far too good for me... but I might be worth an email anyway! Oh and are you OK with the assistance of Gravity to Lower a Toilet seat?

Love, Light and Happiness (quoted from the Late, great Spike Milligan)
Steve,