Ever thought that you should be doing more with yourself than you actually have? Some desires left unfulfilled? From down here in South Australia, the City of Churches (or so it used to be known), lies this 21 year old man encompassed by life's unanimous vote on mediocrity for ones-self. Bring on the fun i say! Where are the balloons, the streamers, the laughter, those things you blow into and everyone gets shitted off with you because of the noise they make... However, most importantly... Where are you? If you've somehow read through all of this complete and total bs, I applaud you. The rantings of a 3am vodka-induced self-promoting ass model. Cool Alas, I digress... Message me, the worst that can happen is we'll have a great conversation.