At first thanks if you are reading it.
Now, sit down please, and take any sedative.
Done? Very well. Let's begin.
I am rich, handsome, clever, athletic, sensuous,
humble, honest nobleman with good character and sense of humor.
I do my rooms every day and I love to wash, I adore to iron,
I can sew and knit. To cook is my passion.
Are you yet alive? I wonder…
I don't like to go in bar, restaurant or club
and waste the time with my friends.
I hate to watch TV, especially the football.
The most awful thing in the world is adultery!
At last… (Don't worry only)
…I am ready to marry!
Do you need a man of your dream?
Congratulations! It's me!
P.S. Do you believe in it? Yes?
:-( Sorry, you aren't the woman I looking for.