Listen carefully. I HAVE DOWRY!!! No seriously, I would be a great housewife, bringing you your coffee ... slave in the kitchen and...ahhhh u all know the rest :) Ok, here goes. GaMe PlAyeRs...Please check Aisle 3, Second Shelf, there may be something on special there...my time is too valuable to be wasted. I am philosophically opinionated and passionate about most things in life that matter. So if I come across as an egoist…and you have a problem with that, then I suggest you seek medical attention about your concerns or a lawyer and sue me :) Hard to write and sell one's personality on here without sounding conceited. Would anyone dare to write anything less than 'nice' about themselves? Working in the legal field...dont just talk the talk....give me some concrete evidence :)
And so, Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls.... If your idea of communication is like the routine pick up line "get on cam for me" you are DEPRIVED and I won't be the sacrificed lamb. There are plenty of websites full of wannabe porn stars, so flirt or email them :) Alternatively, you could check the bargain basement for the reduced items bin, plenty to 'pick up' there. First and foremost, they say looks/size doesn't matter, but if I wanted a skeleton to hold and caress I would go to the local hospital/university and get a hold of one of them model ones. At least they won't argue. Honestly though, there must be some galactic chemistry to get passed the appearances and there has to be more than just your good looks to keep me from ZzZzZzZz/boredom. You can choose to play me like a toy but if you can't find time for me between waking up in the morning and going to bed at night, then you can check my butt as I walk out the door! And if you can let me be a pain in the ass and still respect me in the morning...then apply within :)